I tell them “Looking good, Miss Lady!”

Probably the one where my dad died two days before Xmas. The upside was being last minute invited into my extended family’s celebrations. After spending two days in hospitals, in shock and mourning walking into a warm, cheery home with food and love will always be a cherished memory in what was otherwise the worst episode of my life.

This would be me if I took the three squares with free housing and healthcare route.

Excuse me, I plan to die at the beginning of the Climate Wars - hopefully in a spectacularly stupid way.

Glue factory or canned dog food is a perfect fit for them.

Most recently it was what if I drop my favorite glass on the tile floor. It seemed almost like I had already done it in a dream.

Same except ours are all adult atheists now. Doesn’t stop my mom from wringing her hands about all of us going to hell though.

In my last game one of my players got a seemingly dubious treasure - an apron. He later found out it was The Apron of Deliciousness (based on Delicious in Dungeon). He could make monsters and other seemingly non-food items into delicious meals. At one point while trapped in a cave he kept everyone alive with spiderweb soup. queue the horn sound

You join the Q Continuom.

Is this how it started? The Borg were actually a bunch of e-waste DIYers?

Joints got creaky so I started exercising. That was about sixteen years ago now and it has made a world of difference in my life and the adventures I can experience and enjoy.

This is the way to avoid all the spammy apps and services.

Growing up brown skinned I was not allowed in some of my white skinned friends’ houses because their parents thought I would steal stuff.

Magdalena Bay - Death and Romance

Billionaires are back on the menu!

As an American reading this, I kept wondering when the mayhem and death would occur.

I was at the fair and missed the boat on this one. Wtf is up with Ohio and cats?

The only correct answer.

Ilona Staller

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