Plot twist: That reading is in Bar

I have a theory that would satisfy both your concerns. He has the fridge full of beer, chilled and ready to drink.

Once people start taking them out you put the one’s from the counter in to cool down

"Russians be like

1 Hungarians"?

Bravo Vince

Nice, we’re finally getting unironical r/im14andthisisdeep. Few more years and this site will have all the shit people left reddit for.

Bau Bau ↘️↘️

I love Satisfactory but scrolling through a longer list of items can be a real pain. Scrolling with the mouse wheel feels incredibly slow and clicking the wheel once and then moving the the cursor down simply isn’t an option

So I’m often forced to resort to dragging the scroll bar manually, just like people in medieval times did

That comic feels very strawman-y

So what you’re saying is I should drink the water that drips out of my exhaust when I start the car on colder days?

Cain and Able weren’t Adam and Eves only children. Keep in mind that canonically, Adam lived for over 900 years. That’s a lot of time you can use to make more babies.

After the whole regicide incident, they also had Seth. Both him and his exiled brother ended up marrying their sisters. Their descendants did the same. So yeah, it’s all incest, top to bottom.

The biblical flood was actually created to wipe out the descendants of Cain, since Noah and his cousins wife were both descendants of Seth

It’s the garden of eden so there’s no reason to believe that it’s a fruit we have. My head canon is that it was a giant, fruit shaped flaming hot Cheeto

Maybe 10 years ago but nowadays it’s internationally much more ubiquitous

France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

“Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff”

“Nobody asked for this” is such a stupid argument. As if people are only allowed to do something if they were asked for it

THEREFORE, I’M HERE BY ASKING ANYONE TO DO ANYTHING

There, the next time somebody asks “Who asked for this?” send them here and tell them I did

Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that?

God: “Lucy, old buddy? I need you to invent something for me”

Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this

Unfortunately, neither vanilla nor coffee beans are actual beans

Come to think of it, why is stuff like nicotine gum only marketed to people who wanna quit smoking? Couldn’t non smokers also just use it for a mild high?