I found out at a previous position that the best way to get my work done was to be short with people. In that case they wouldn’t bother me, and I had more time to do my work masturbate in the mail room.

“Potato!”

Or something. IDK, I haven’t watched the movies…

Also, librarians will usually be happy (if not delighted) to get you a book they don’t have on-hand. You’re not bothering them!

Republicans are hopelessly out-of-touch. The rich ones have no idea what it’s like to work for a living. The non-rich ones live in a terrifying alternate reality mental prison where there’s scary, liberal, trans immigrants behind every corner coming to take their guns away.

Most people look at everything around us and decide that if someone is apparently coming to destroy it all… Good.

He used to have the best bits. He still does, but he used to, too.

Donald Trump and Elon Musk gutted the National Labor Relations Board and (illegally) fired people, including those that were conducting 24 active investigations into Musk’s companies. Shit like this is the result of those fascist actions. Boycott Krispy Kreme!

I pretended I was entering my PIN on it, got annoyed, and gave up.

I accidentally learned someone’s PIN number here, and immediately forgot my mother’s name.

Wizard!

WE HAVE TO KNOW!

Apparently we consume porn in vastly different ways.

Pickleball!? There’s an obvious joke about the name somewhere here, but that’s just the low-hanging fruit.

“Ma’am, I heard it’s your birthday, so I brought this giant package…”

That’s adorable.

Get your hands off my keyboard!

Debated not posting this comment just because the subject itself is so icky:

I am so glad that this is the term now. Some freaks argue that CP where a minor isn’t straight-up r*ped is “victimless” (too young, they didn’t know they were recorded, etc). The new CSAM term is a line in the sand and makes it clear that any material featuring minors created for that purpose is a product of sexual abuse even if they “consent” to it. Legally, they can’t consent and the only way to create the material is to harm innocent children.

Anyway, I’m going to go find brain bleach like videos of a kitten and a giant dog being best friends or something now…

Legend has it someone pushed it perfectly vertical down to the bottom in the deepest part of the pool and it cut a kid clean in half…

I hate when I forget to brush my bats!

Yeah, I know. Thanks, me. I’m so dumb I don’t even remember creating that account or typing that!