You may not want to hear this but if this describes you it simply means you’re an uninteresting person.

Jesus, man. I don’t know what it’s worth to you but I at least read the whole thing. You seem like an alright person who’s just been punted around by the failures of the US to care for its own: hiding carcinogen information, making unhealthy food the economical/convenient choice, not to mention I’m sure that navigating the health care system was a nightmare.

Round out the trifecta with ActRaiser 😊

Hey, I know that one!