“This is not a warning. This is a sentence.”

Remember that Sisyphus was a monster that killed people that he invited into his court. We are not Sisyphus, and we should not share his punishment.

Homeless looking guy sounds like he has way more chill than I would have in this situation. Good for that guy. I hope he had a winning night too.

The full trailer is going to be the movie. The movie is going to be the sequel.

I went to a gamestop a few months ago to see if they had any games for my Gameboy Advance. The dude at the register said I might have better luck at the “retro game” store in the next town over. I nearly spit out my Crystal Pepsi at him.

The number 1 cause occurs in more cases than the number 2 cause.

I don’t know if those companies had any say in whether their products were used, but this wasn’t supposed to be for advertising. It was supposed to be a gimmick for what was stated to be a message on the economy, but the orange atrocity personified saw a squirrel and the whole address ended up being the same whiny bullshit.

No one is lonely in cell block 8 🧖‍♂️🧼

I don’t know, but does it run Linux?

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No way, Hunger Games stole their premise from some random YA book series. /s

That used to bother me a bit too, but then i figured if he’s strong enough to do a sweet one arm pull-up while carrying Tifa in the other to pull them back into the Highwind when she nearly falls out, then he’s probably strong enough to dolphin kick holding himself halfway out of the water looking completely motionless.

I didn’t remember the mushroom people reference until I started singing the song in my head, and then lol

I was playing the “take a shot everytime Swift endorses Biden” game. I am angrily sober…