The heat death of the universe will eventually come

This just keeps on giving as you keep reading

I can’t tell if this comic is trying to scare Christians or threaten me with a good time.

Oy oy savoy

I switched away during the cash for gold commercial

I feel seen

Why whateveur dou you mean?

Am I the only one that is seeing this as a joke referencing Stalactites and Stalagmites? Like I also think that it fits as a good thought experiment, but is the joke so obvious that no one is stating it? Or is am I just reading something into it that’s not there?

Blaze it?

Are you trying to update them? You have to go to your Control panel

That’s a nice looking pie. I don’t know what that person is on about.

Do you think he’s gone to faaaar?

I never would have guessed the Dark Tower would end up featuring in a shitpost trend, but I’ll take it.

Yeah. I consider this an absolute win.

Joe Cocker - Feelin’ Alright (in My Ass)

Whoa Kevin Barnes is on Lemmy?

I’m actually pretty good at mental math and I credit playing cribbage as a kid with my grandfather.

Also fitting that there is no 19 in this tier list.

Home fries outclass french fries all day in my book.

Ohm me ohm my

Pretty good job actually. I flashed back to 10th grade when I saw the cake.