I just realised I’m at the point where I would probably be okay with the Romans conquering my government and usurping it’s roles

People always info dumping on me at work. My response every time is “I just work here”

This is like asking what the best chair is

Bus seat

Anti homeless bench

McDonald’s seat

Comfy reclining massage chair

I truly do not understand the Wikipedia editor grind but God bless all the brave soldiers fighting in the trenches

I think this meme could use another layer of screen capped commentary text

I always wanted my penis to be bigger, only to realise I actually wanted it smaller.

I’ve read your comment and decide it is shit, you should feel bad and go touch some grass no life loser who doesn’t get any pussy

It’ll take about 6 months to get used to the new UI. Don’t expect to not be frustrated by not being able to quickly do simple things you used to be able to do easily

Is that a type of squid?

Maybe I am more out of touch with the Lemmy community than I thought despite using it every day

Joebidengivinghimselfmedalofreedom.jpeg

There is another way…

The only thing stopping me from cutting myself with my kitchen knife is the fact that I insist on all my kitchenware be only used on vegan products

That kids getting bullied no matter what

Me, a non European who only speaks english, so true

Windows is for masochists, Mac for subs, Linux for doms

The only arguments you win are the ones you don’t participate in. Internet arguments are a race to the bottom of who can waste the least time.

So it’s like a water balloon full of dust/sand?

Was referring to the stuff under the crust as the liquid not the water on top

I was referring to the stuff under the earths crust not the slime on top :P