Prehensile_cloaca

The boots theory of high school classmates?

This is awesome

This is why “eye witness testimony” can never be trusted. People with fucked up physiology just tumbling through life and not even realizing that their color wheel is off by magnitudes, and that cilantro is delicious.

5’3

Elephant circling?

Inside-Out Boy 1989

The Reddit spillover effect is noticable

Capulets and Montagues, but like, way dumber.

I assume this must be what Jolene looked like too

Yeah, but he’s probably in really good shape now. Massive calves

ghost smirk

That CRT probably weighs about 200lbs

Cowboy faun

Instead of oxygen masks, the ceiling drops down a cupcake on a string.

She reserves #8 for high holy days

“And that’s why I have to decline your full Catholic mass wedding, sorry.”

The safe word is “pop tart”

This is the answer, right here.

Time trap was awesome. The scene when they realize the flickering lights are time passing and then they poke their heads out of the cave to see a complete departure of the old world.

The end got a lil weird tho.

Nonetheless it’s a movie that will stick with you for a few days of conceptualizing.

*Time Trap was directed by Ben Foster, which I just discovered. It’s also streaming for free (w ads of course) on YouTube.

“Your student loans have been sold to a new servicer. Which one? Can’t tell you. Best of luck.”