Do you know how confusing it is that Thomas the Tank Engine has the blue, two red, and two green characters and they are the same shade of paint? We read Thomas books and my kid gets confused because Emily drives past Thomas, then meets Thomas coming down the line, past Thomas number 3.

I’m gonna guess British shops only sold three colours of paint in 1984?

Such a trainsist, thinking all blue or green trains look the same. /s

In before we find out OP is from Alabama and it turns out the wife and aunt are the same person.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/21540624

It would have to be made out of something crazy like unobtainium…

(Fun fact- The rubber used on Oakley sunglasses is actually called unobtainium.)

Flip the PSU switch to assert dominance.

Number 5 is alive!

Idk but I’m going with fly by.

This was posted on !weedtime@lemmy.world and I had to steal it. Maybe it will come in handy for your meme piracy.

Self inflicted problem, carry on. Nature is self correcting.

I didn’t follow his story after he got to Russia. What ever happened with his family? Did he abandon them or are they somehow allowed in Russia as well? Such a weird series of events.

Idk what this is from but it’s pretty great.

$69, nice.

See also: man gets shot, how could he do this.meme

Wait until they go broke buying trump bibles only to bemoan the lack of social welfare and health programs they continually try to kill.

Oh the new game needs higher specs? Guess I’ll buy some fertilizer.

Have they tried simply killing it with fire?

Is this an attempt at humor or a warning sign for a mental illness?