Hey… Boulders ain’t cheap either.

This is one of my favorite facts.

You ahh, you didn’t smoke LSD.

Your opinions are free, yet nobody wants them.

I have a soft spot for what my friend calls, “divorced dad rock.”

When you crush folks into the ground for decades, ensure there’s no legal recourse, and bleed them for every dollar until the money runs red. It’s hardly a surprising outcome.

Here’s the song that’s been playing in my head last couple days, for no related reason: https://youtu.be/o9mJ82x_l-E?si=y7r9kDydchPhNPAp

To quote a friend of mine, “Joe Biden is the used car salesman his daddy always wanted to be.”

Medium rare even.

“Tobacco Sauce”. That’s what I’ll start calling my morning loogies.

Yep it’s gone.

YES

I think they’d be connected inside so if you stuck something in one far enough it’d come out the other. The Alpha and Omega of anal.

Truly a parable of hubris.

Naw, egg is just a selfish lover.

So the egg really did come first.

Isn’t there a character limit on shitter?

Sighs, and begrudgingly resets a counter labeled, “Days Since I’ve thought about Martin Shkreli.” Then, I place my head in my hands and begin to weep.

Yes.

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Coward.