Holy shit

🍆

This is so good

It’s not in YOUR social circle.

I grew up on that shit

What do you mean by that, friend?

TIL I’m a bear

Yea well, that’s just like, your opinion, man

All the girls i said “yes, it’s taken” are all relieved

So anyway, how’s your sex life?

If anyone actually watched the whole thing, Tyson came out hot and Paul had a moment of fear. Then old man got hit a few times and looked like he was about to wobble to the ground.

I thought it was gonna be fake and scripted. And most of it was. But, the actual fight? Mike came out hot and it was pretty clear Paul could have taken him out a number of times but didn’t. He didn’t want to hurt him.

Look, I don’t like Jake Paul or Mike Tyson. But, it was a media event. It wasn’t “rigged”

Careful, you’ll summon him

His whole presidency is a grift

Jfc

Good news is we don’t have much time left

PBF ❤️

Gotta return a voicemail from my funky friend frank

No you can

I thought I was the only one smart enough to devise this plan!

It’s probably as boring as there’s a dog farm in your area and that person prefers to breed them (for whatever their reason may be)

Edit: I say that as a dog owner that doesn’t see many in my area and found a 6 month old corgi at a shelter because someone bought it from a local dog farm…