Unless it’s your mum

Mint. It started as the beginner friendly distro and it’s becoming the “main” distro as of late.

Sam Altman

Nonce

Wow David Irving is a twat. Here’s a poem he wrote for his infant daughter

I am a Baby Aryan
Not Jewish or Sectarian
I have no plans to marry an
Ape or Rastafarian. 

Right, I’ve been waiting for somebody to say this. You come in here with your smarmy attitude “you can just hold it down you know 😏”. How many computers have you tried this on? I’ve tried it on one. Once. And it didn’t work. I looked like a FOOL because I trusted some idiot on the internet. So fuck you I’m not doing it again. I’m going to repeatedly smash F2 and Del and maybe F12. Like God intended.

What’s the total number of epic Bs?

Hey baby, I’m self aware. I got that headspace app, because I care

I remember playing Assault on the Control Room on Halo 1 and one of the doors glitched and didn’t unlock. I must have walked around those hallways for hours trying to work out where I was supposed to go

I’m the htopopotamus, my processes are bottomless

You mean you don’t cut it open and scoop?

Joke police here. We don’t have “elementary school” in England. Pack it all up please.

Kind of good that the guy died in 2013, before the whole networked-computers thing started really going to shit

You definitely need to do something about it if the bags are starting to melt

We use butter. It also helps that our bread isn’t absolutely disgusting.

I’m gonna need this in meme form with no more than 15 words

The weird TLDs will just be normalised

Motherfuckers like it ain’t no thang

But that’s what you’re doing too. Making the meme the correct way round.