Wow David Irving is a twat. Here’s a poem he wrote for his infant daughter

I am a Baby Aryan
Not Jewish or Sectarian
I have no plans to marry an
Ape or Rastafarian. 

Right, I’ve been waiting for somebody to say this. You come in here with your smarmy attitude “you can just hold it down you know 😏”. How many computers have you tried this on? I’ve tried it on one. Once. And it didn’t work. I looked like a FOOL because I trusted some idiot on the internet. So fuck you I’m not doing it again. I’m going to repeatedly smash F2 and Del and maybe F12. Like God intended.

What’s the total number of epic Bs?

Hey baby, I’m self aware. I got that headspace app, because I care

I remember playing Assault on the Control Room on Halo 1 and one of the doors glitched and didn’t unlock. I must have walked around those hallways for hours trying to work out where I was supposed to go

I’m the htopopotamus, my processes are bottomless

You mean you don’t cut it open and scoop?

Joke police here. We don’t have “elementary school” in England. Pack it all up please.

Kind of good that the guy died in 2013, before the whole networked-computers thing started really going to shit

You definitely need to do something about it if the bags are starting to melt

We use butter. It also helps that our bread isn’t absolutely disgusting.

I’m gonna need this in meme form with no more than 15 words

The weird TLDs will just be normalised

Motherfuckers like it ain’t no thang

But that’s what you’re doing too. Making the meme the correct way round.

Yeah it makes sense from that perspective, thanks for the explanation!

lidarr

Pirate detected

I don’t think “it’s just a meme” or “it’s just stating the facts” will ever be a good defense against racist stereotyping, so I’m going to ignore that line of argument. Fair enough if it was made by a non-white person trying to poke fun at white people, that makes it better, but that context isn’t obvious to me at all. I guess it’s easier for Americans to infer, which brings us full circle

I said I’m not talking about racism against white people. I think it’s racist because the joke appears to be that white people have disposable income and like to travel and do adventurous things. So, to me, it’s saying non-white people don’t have money and don’t travel or do fun things. And I think that’s bad. I don’t feel like I’m doing backflips to get to this conclusion, I genuinely don’t understand how it’s not seen this way by everybody else.