Eternity: vast and unsympathetic, big but meaningless, awesome in scope but profoundly empty

My life on Earth: just for me, connected to many others of equal specialness, meaningful because of its finite nature

Making famous people sign other people’s faces is always funny.

Grungeathan Dampflannel

Thank fucking god

Big Depression won’t allow it, it’s a scheme to sell more sad

I remember him looking basically like an IASIP character who might try to turn Mac straight and ruin his marriage in the attempt

What about the ophiciooch-orphic… Uh the new one

Cool! I want to look into their work. This seems like something my kid should also know about.

Surprised at how young they started on this journey.

A bat is fine too.

If you are one, no. I think you get in trouble if you don’t lie and/or kick my shit in, actually

What are you, a cop?

This shit post is really building momentum

I’m gonna mention this meme at Thanksgiving this year

How is rat king formed

That was the meta? I just naturally gravitated to it. Guess I’ll stick with MK8 and stay winning.

tfw air fryer has no window 🥲

Ah good, the Lothario of our story, entering from stage right onto a tableau of hedonistic abandon, selecting a dainty from his larder with an unvarnished, genuine joie de vivre that can only stem from true self knowledge.

Joke’s on you, you just took the first step on a journey of self-discovery that will lead to a far more meaningful, examined life. Every step of the way you are, in truth, who you say you are.

Counter-counterpoint, Mengele.

Time to embrace radical earnesty. We are all who we pretend to be, we are all who we say we are