a nice soft blanket. not sure how much will fit but I bet when I take it out it’ll feel like taking packing out of your sinuses after an infection.

I can BREATHE!

it hurts so good

don’t need more wishes if you don’t use them.

bathroom doors have locks and if you bring snacks you can live inside them for long periods of time.

I feel this.

I feel this in my dried up inner child bones.

some may even say a pain in the ass.

Is this Xi?

the nightmares from the goonsphere are a blight upon existence.

😶

as they should be.

same.

they wouldn’t be fucked forever, but they’d certainly feel the long cold shaft firmly forced up their urethra for at least a good six months.

can we have unlimited money and political power now?

I used to drink 2-3 cans of mtndew every day.

in my late 30s had some health complications and quit it cold-turkey. now I drink around 90 oz of water a day. still feel like shit, but it doesn’t feel like I’m going to die every day.

if you’re younger than 35 and reading this right now, stop abusing youth body. drink water, eat well, light exercise, get plenty of sleep and you can feel the same way you do now for at least another decade or more.

don’t put it off, try tomorrow and the next day until something sticks.

night water from the bathroom tap.

hot summer night with no AC as a kid, I almost drowned myself in the cool water from the bathroom sink.

knowing what I do now, then… I should have done it.

I would but I just came across your resume.

you’ll never find all the bombs before they go off without me.

even worker owned, don’t cater to those who disrespect you.

all relationships are built on mutual trust. if someone breaks the trust before you have even begun then you simply cannot afford to have them as a customer.

KEEP YOUR LAMPS OUT MY WIFE’S BUTT

also Will-Cuck-Smith

explain why?

is that like onlyfans but like linkedin?