GreenPlasticSushiGrass

So you do actually have to be able to defend against an avocado attack before you move on to pointed sticks. TIL.

That’s two weeks off with pay and a medal for bravery, right there.

Return to Homr.

Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.

Exactly who is checking on whose muffins here?

Using LYNX on a monochrome terminal in the university computer lab. Yes, I’m old.

A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Let’s not forget liquor!

I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.

(Here’s a /s for those who think I’m serious.)

They got their name because they’re the kind of casserole you bring to family gatherings. They got popular because of crispy cheesy awesomeness.

Do I have to pick one? Shoestring fries, waffle fries, tater tots, home fries, steak fries, garlic mashed potatoes, potato pancakes made from leftover garlic mashed potatoes, curly fries, funeral potatoes, and Greek potatoes are all awesome. I’d also like to try to make patatas bravas sometime. I’m guessing they will also be awesome.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

It sounds like a low-rent Hulk. Grodge SMASH!

Upvoted and boosted! The Fediverse has been my home since the APIcolypse. I had to log onto Reddit today for the first time in months to post in an obscure niche community, but I’ve been all about the fediverse apart from that.

Mojo Dojo Casa House.

Halloween is 8-1/2 months away. There well probably be at least three Dollar Generals in that building by then.

Biden should be talking up the soft landing every time he answers a question, imho. Uncle Joe saved us all a lot of pain with that.

TIL that Gus Johnson is a time traveler.

I like the cut of your jib, fediverse stranger!

I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese