They missed so many opportunities to make it actually a nightmare. Adding these should help…

Standard plan:

• 2 DPI settings. (50, 32000)

Premium plan:

• 3 DPI settings! (50, 100, 32000)
• Ad Free!

Pro-gamer plan ($45/mo)

• Mouse acceleration toggle
• 1 customizable DPI settings (more available @ $5/mo each)
• Middle mouse click functionality unlocked! (Bound to backspace. Customizable binding @ $2/mo)
• AI tooltips to suggest when/where to click next. ($5/Mo to disable)
• Cloud backup*

*Requires Internet connection. Mouse falls back to standard plan and settings when not connected. Requires device reboot to re-enable subscription after disconnect.

Edit: formatting

I’m one that finds the GNU/Linux naming annoying. I think calling it that is mostly silly, and am mostly annoyed at people who militantly argue it’s the only way to describe a Linux OS (which aren’t as common as they used to be).

To me, it’s just overly verbose and pointless. For the most part, the GNU part has been implied for pretty much any mainstream form of Linux for decades. And even if it wasn’t, who cares? Like, you wouldn’t say that you run KDE/X11/wpasupplicant/neovim/docker/pacman/paru/systemd/GNU/Linux… Just saying KDE on Arch Linux is simpler and far more informative.

I think it makes more sense to read that it’s a “Windows Subsystem for (running) Linux (applications/programs)”.

Reminds me of ones like “You’re one fry short of a Happy Meal”, or “You’ve lost some marbles”. They generally imply that you’ve lost or are missing some mental faculties.