There were rumors Microsoft were going to revive it, which lead to people playing the game, which lead to it getting balance patches again… but no new content drops sadly

It doesn’t count as satire if it’s literally the situation word for word, you have to exaggerate it at least a little. smh

That’s basically why the ESRB was created, it was “Self-Regulate, or we’re just going to ban 80% of games on the market as a scapegoat for Columbine!”

I haven’t seen Loot Boxes in a game in awhile, I kinda prefer those to FOMO…

I think the perfect system is you earn Loot Boxes by playing that can contain anything, but you can buy the specific things you want at any time, the boxes themselves are unlocked through gameplay.

Heroes of the Storm did this, and god I miss that game.

I wish DBD did it

Pretty much, it’s like they went on a hunger strike over not being given food and then went… “Wait a minute, I’m hungry!”

Indeed it was

“Black” being considered offensive was a thing in the late 90’s, but it didn’t last.

It’s the Luigi, overpowered as can be!

Are psychadelics really THAT powerful?

Left Vs. Right is old and busted

Poor Vs. Rich is new hotness

They do this shit on purpose, they can only hire from outside America if they cannot fail “qualified candidates” in the country, so make the qualifications impossible and you can hire a team to do the job over in India for mere pennies on the dollar

“I"m playing both sides so that I come out on top?”

Ah yes, I remember that movie it was good. Yes I believe after drinks we were playing the new hit game Marvel Rivals! Does he know his way around a gun? Only when he’s playing Black Widow!

A Hero? Oh yes! He saved those orphans from that fire Count Olaf started, I saw the whole thing. Happened just as that United Healthcare guy got whacked, meaning it totally wasn’t Luigi! Not sure why I brought that up really!

…I’ve been having dreams about ASOUE and it makes me wanna take my books out of storage…

Except I never had the last two books in the series (Meaning I didn’t even know the 13th one took place on an island till the Netflix series)

That was a show, not a comic

I’m very concerned that you have this picture of me.

Art style is familiar, what is this?

“Hello? Based department? I found you a new recruit.”

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That’s basically where I am right now