I do appreciate how the one country that DIDN’T retaliate for massive bombs dropped on them is represented here.

Why not up the barrel and move onto grapefruit?

If you’d like to know more (probably NSFW)

You’re thinking simile. A simian is a seat that vibrates for reasons.

All I know about the game came from watching the first season (arc?) and a coworker who tried to explain newer things. I feel like you could earn a doctorate in the game with the convoluted rules. Need a magnifying glass for reading the text on the cards anymore.

Yu-gi-oh cards. Playing all 5 parts of Exodia results in an immediate win. Things were simpler back then.

All I see is The Count

And here I thought it was just the intro to an A7X song

Does your father laugh at the jokes you tell him?

This is why commas are important!

I think you’re seeing classic Gameboy Zelda. Awakening and the Oracle games.

It’s going to get to the point where you might not live long enough to see the next installment of a series. Kinda scary to think about.

I just beat that bastard tonight. Gained nearly 3 levels. Felt so good when the parries just kept coming. Nice job.

You know it’ll be something like “Mountain Dew Kampfy Ride” or some shit.

Not just this post, but I wish every tweet or social media post had a date tied to it. “21 hours ago” tells me nothing about when this was actually posted.

Depending on your skin color, the predators are more like parasites. End result is the same, one just gets there faster.

Hey, I liked Sonic Shuffle. It never put a hole in my hand, unlike another party game put on by an Italian plumber.