lol

I still think owlcat is nuts for adapting not one, but two full APs to video game form. Those are each six books worth of TTRPG adventure and those can take years to complete

You guys get to talk to actual humans?

rookie vampire mistake. Just summon in a swarm of wolves and mist-form away whenever the lion gets close. Maybe shoot some of the spectators some beguiling eyes and throw them at the lions too. Once its too full to keep moving, then deliver the coup de grace.

i dont have anywhere else to go

I think TTRPGs should be unbalanced. Balance is a construct of games, and the fictional worlds the players will interact with are less immersive when everything is predictably tuned and equal. I think the fiction of a rogue being about as good as a fighter at combat is stupid. I think rust monsters and undead creatures that hurt your stats are way better than dire boars and skeletons who just shoot you with bows. I think that when rocks fall, things should die. These all contribute to the fantasy world seeming more dangerous, more ‘real’, like a spectral hand isn’t shielding you from the worst the world has to offer.

I also recognize this is my dark fantasy bias yapping away

CDDA: it’s basically an immersive sim with zombies and mutants in an ascii new england. Sprites optional;

Stardew valley: haha ancient fruit wine go brrr;

Morrowind: whiff. whiff. cliff racer screech. the sounds of a wood elf screaming from the heavens and splattering on the pavement;

An SNES emulator: there’s like an entire library to play here;

Poot Dispenser Here!

Eeerectin’ a dispenser!

Sentry going up!

it’s a dark fantasy survival horror game made in rpgmaker that’s pretty fucked up. super eyepatch wolf made a pretty good video on it if you’ve got time to spare.

Huh, there’s only like, 4 of these games for me total. TF2’s still a bot-blighted hellscape as far as I know, my skyrim install is broken and the process of fixing it or just re-installing it will require a few days off, WoW is dead to me, and I don’t really play warframe any more… so I guess Warframe wins by doing absolutely nothing!

its true, have you ever seen a horse? they’re made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.

except maybe a donkey

I’m pretty salty at nintendo for abandoning F-Zero in particular. I need more high speed bumpercars racing in my life

That old person feeling of no longer being with “it”, and what’s “it” now being strange and scary probably compounds over the centuries.

It was like a dark an unspeakable revelation out of a cosmic horror novel when I learned that some freaks in the states concocted deep fried butter.

yeah, the dark priest has lots of disadvantages to start, but once you can get a crew of undead and the Marriage going, he really comes into his own-- wait, what are we talking about?

be excellent to each other

party on dudes

pay me, specifically me, tribute in gold and silver on the last day of every month

ZZZ, F-Zero X, Balatro, UESRPG3e, and SotDL.

Theuppermostinlife curates a bunch of music they like, and I share some of their taste so that’s where I get a bunch of new stuff from.

uh no not really. I’m just here for memes and doomscrolling

beans. we’ll get em next time