Are you trying to tell me this spoon isn’t real?

Apples existed, but they looked and tasted nothing like they do now. Today’s apples are sweet and swole and that’s brought to you by selective breeding and a growth strategy that extended beyond cider to dominate the mobile phone industry.

So, a chart?

Old person thanks you

I am missing something. Where else would you install Windows but the HDD? (I haven’t installed windows in 20 years so I don’t know)

Slazenger

Have you figured out why you’re not invited to parties, yet?

Fingernail collecting

Doc Severinson

This is certainly what they want you to think.

The fact is that “both sides” (sorry) are selling a pill for doom. The fire meme above is whatever Trumps latest scary/dumb thing he said, or it’s 40 network cameras focused on a 100 SqYd patch of a city that wants to be on the news.

It’s whatever will mobilize you to donate, click, watch, buy, and yes, vote.

We only got the fire meme because we don’t understand fire.

Dang it I already forwarded this to my church group o well.

Now the old one near my house is a church.

This guy is really into pizza.

I did this by accident and the AI was all over it.

It’s a pretty good deterrent for regular folks who might be tempted to try. Criminals gonna crime tho.

Yeah, even I know when to get out of the Jacuzzi

I always tell myself I am reading minds when I read inside parentheses

A Ryan Gosling appearance today is enough to warrant $5 for 5 layers.