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F**king right they do.

True dat. You wouldn’t believe the crazy, flavourful food we eat behind closed doors. We save the bland beige-on-toast for when foreigners are around.

Clearly fake, where’s the apology?

“Sorry, if you’re going shopping, could you pick up some Michael? We’re aboot oot, eh?”

The mid-teens, BS13 to BS 17 were all rail replacement services. Not the most accessible so you can just skip them all.

Plants are the extended lungs of the planet.

Big Book hates him!

Probably because Troy was to the east of Greece.

I do so well with reading and cooking but really let myself down with strangling small animals.

What do you mean Lemmy doesn’t have karma?

It does so too and! All you need to do to reveal it is just obsessively go through your entire post and comment history on a daily basis and add up all the upvotes you’ve ever received. Easy.

Pffft. Hendo’s is better.

Airline food, don’t get me started…

How much have you got spare?

Not for me, though, just interested. I’m 6’2" and it’s about perfect I think, probably wouldn’t swap it for any other height. I’m tall enough to reach the top shelves of pretty much everything, hit the cancel button on our smoke alarm, see over people at gigs and things, but not so tall that I have problems with fitting into things too often.

Again, this is not the original, but I seem to recall seeing it in the late 90s.

And this was definitely 90s.

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Oops. Yup, utter failed to put Bs! Put it down to not having had enough coffee today!

Thanos’ plan was unmitigated garbage anyway.

Humanity reached 4B in 1975 and hit 8B in 2022. On that basis, if half of humanity died when Thanos snapped his fingers 50 years later we’d be back to 8B people again.

——— Edited to billions not millions because I wrote it while under the influence of stupidity.

I think i win when the other person starts resorting to insults at least

Bell end.

If it’s a school zone you leave 10 school bus lengths.

Mayonnaise.

I’m Scottish and don’t know what the fuck % I am.

I’m guessing 67% German, 22% American at this point.