Hyphlosion

What if bikes DO have windows, but every time you’ve seen a bike, the windows were just rolled down?

I found a pair of moon boots there once.

You don’t have to accept being called anything. Doesn’t have much use outside the Internet anyway.

You don’t say “That trans person over there” or “That cis chick over there” or “That gay dude over there.” You say their names. (Or “that person” if you don’t.)

Because no one is really going to care about my sexual orientation in a formal setting or when they come across me or another random person at the grocery store.

You can call me a leaf for all I care. We most likely won’t be seeing each other the next day anyway.

Behold, the real reason why Elon launched a car into space.

“naked undergarment”

Never heard that oxymoron before.

I like corn dogs.

Please tell that’s pronounced as X-Face.

@Maven Also all the “As Seen on TV” stuff that’s just hanging around by the checkout aisle.

@Duamerthrax I’d love to get me one of those raspberry pie mini consoles one of these times.

Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every N̶e̶w̶ ̶Y̶o̶r̶k̶e̶r̶ American’s God-given right.

My PC specs are 0. You might’ve missed the part where I said “console peasant.”

Most. But there’s a small problem: Us console peasants can’t play it yet. So… Yeah.

Say you’re a (fellow) GFuel nerd without saying you’re a GFuel nerd.

That’s okay. I didn’t feel like getting any sleep tonight anyways…

It’s true. I usually eat animals that were killed for me. Thanks, grocery stores!

That’s a very frogressive thing to say.

I’d love to shut up and play Starship Troopers: The Game. But unfortunately, I don’t have a PS5 or gaming PC. Still holding out hope that this will come to Xbox one day.

Is it weird that I saw the Ceiling Wizard before I saw the ladies with the awkward grins?

Guile’s Theme Goes with Everything was my all time favorite meme. Followed closely by Chuck Norris jokes.

These days I’m really into Bully McGuire.

And that’s just the beginning. She’ll also have to figure out where to go from here. Does she now live a lie and try to keep up in her social religious circles? Does she come out and risk being ostracized by her friends and community? Will she have to move? Is she married? If so, how is she going to break it to her life partner?

That dude wouldn’t be so smug when he realizes he just turned her life upside down. It’s not just a belief, it’s a lifestyle.