Maybe my wife will buy it for her boyfriend

I agree. Smoked a turkey breast today. 155f, pulled and wrapped in foil and placed in the microwave (as a sealed metal box, not actually used the microwave) for 30 minutes while the sides cooked. You can warm a cup of water before if you really want to keep the heat

The 2 guys that you immediately see when you say “why do all men suck?”

You should cook it to an internal temperature of 165f or 74c instead of a set time…sorry, the Internet has ruined me. I’m so alone.

My uncle was a professor at MIT

Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.

Looks like the future I want is in the past

I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk…I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.

It’s a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11

Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma

I tried sham poo once. Then I paid a lot of money. I’m ready for sham poo now

Oops, my bad. I have an old map…very old

What about my warm water port?

Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?

Big if true

My fav is the Bun Alert System.

Oil companies - $2.99&9/10

It’s a work experience. Well I’m about to have it as my uniform for a day

I have one with a ribbed clear handle, and if I was brave enough…

Skin me please!