So I know everyone is thinking this may be gasoline, but have no fear: it’s urine

Me after getting killed by my friend in Ark

I don’t know what the deal is with all the Thing stuff I’ve been seeing, but there’s a pretty fun (but REALLY broken and VERY laggy!) game called Nuclear Nightmare based on The Thing if you really want to simulate bringing in the Thing into your house

I heard Gary had pressed charges for trespassing after they ruined this comic

My friend’s parents have a tiny old Chihuahua that’s super sweet to people

If their big dogs get near my friend’s mom while the Chihuahua is sitting with her she’ll go nuts (even though she weighs about 5 pounds vs the 80+ bigger dogs!)

Borzoi statue

I’ve tried talking to a hammerhead but I just felt like they weren’t listening. They never looked me in the eyes

Time is a flat circle

I could gladly listen to a song 5000 times, but when Spotify stops shuffling my playlist and plays the same 15 songs on repeat every day for a month I start to notice and get a little bothered! Don’t get me started on enhanced shuffle, either

Noticed the meme was censored so I tried my best to fill in the blanks based on the information I had

Hope it helps

It’s alright now, thanks for the suggestion though! The provider was just having awful outages

I actually had starlink a while back, the latency was worse than my 5G/4G box so I didn’t stick with it

I’ve seen that happen way more frequently recently and it’s getting pretty annoying

That actually just happened to me today, and yesterday, and probably the day before that too

Edit: it happened again today too, held up the entire lane!

Alright, I’ll bite. What’s it mean?

The fruit hasn’t been cleared for flight so all it can do is touch the ground

I live up on a mountain but I get 4G and 5G service, so my Internet is one of those 5G boxes. It’s usually pretty fast, but recently it’s been chugging along (luckily only for a handful of minutes at a time before going back to normal for a while)

Yeah but only about 20 seconds

Latency in my life is CRAZY

My Internet is so slow right now that this picture took like 20 seconds to finally appear

The chortle when I finally saw it was absolutely worth it

I don’t think there are that many ads, even if there were you could easily get rid of them by buying my cool Lemmy adblock that uses AI to recognize clever product placement and cover it up with a picture of dirt!

I’m American and always thank the staff pretty much no matter where I am, I don’t think I get puzzled looks

Maybe it was the location (I’m in Tennessee, for example) or your accent (assuming you have an Australian accent)