A friend of mine in Zambia taught me how to fry caterpillars. They are like squishy french fries. They are fine. They pair well with chibuku.

Everyone migrates to Ubuntu. One finger of the monkey’s paw curls up.

I am sliding gracefully into dad mode about thermostats because that is ancient technology and you should know better. Lights are all LEDs now and I even got the ones with batteries so they stay on in a blackout, so leaving them on charges them and is good, sort of.

I was sure this was a Suddam Hussein post.

A cat that really was gone.

It’s snowing 😭

How appropriate! You fight like a cow.

I can’t help but feel I would have enjoyed this so much more if he asked to be turned into a queen and then told all the enemies to sashay away.

I couldn’t resist.

Part of the ritual of buying a new Switch game for me is licking it. More difficult for digital downloads, but I was determined and found a way.

Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.

Non-United-Statesian here; try it; trust me.

This might be a US thing. I have worked in — what I consider — pretty unfulfilling jobs, but they usually still insist I take my vacation time and remind me to take breaks. Maybe it secretly came back in my performance review in obscure ways so I might also be an idiot.

Or force them to admit they are selling it for real without all the license mumbo jumbo. They have always known what “buy now” buttons were meant to lead you to believe. And — in my humble opinion — you aren’t wrong for believing that; they are.

I have been happily using OsmAnd while traveling outside my coverage area. Anybody have pros or cons of each of these? I just downloaded this one and didn’t really like that it automatically began downloading 250 megabytes of my localish region. In some places that would eat up my entire data package. I would rather it asked.

Central Park 🎵🎶😎👍

I have no idea how I managed to understand that.

Pedophiles in the olympics, our strange toilets with the “poop shelf”; I just can’t win today.

Edit: it’s so you can inspect it. How is everyone else inspecting their poo?