Oh yeah I forgot about that. Kinda creepy in hindsight, but I suppose that was the idea

Real talk tho who’s #2 & #3

Turns out everything humans need to live on is like hard spice for every other species

I know the joke is supposed to be Dune but I’ve never seen Dune so all that came to mind was Beetlejuice

You mean this is America by the end of this year (assuming we’re still around)

I don’t think they’re gonna be roasted

Now all we need is for Trump to write a book about his life that includes a ton of praise of Elon and his blatant bigotry.

Jk, trump can’t write.

TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS

πr^2?

Unlike the last 2024 years, I have a feeling this one is gonna go by rather sluggishly

TikTok wasn’t ever actually banned.

A ban was signed into law. It had bipartisan support, though that may have been because it was tied in with aid for Ukraine. Biden appeared to have supported it initially but either after public backlash or them actually realizing what a massive fumble it was, Biden’s administration said they would not enforce the ban and leave it to the Trump admins.

TikTok voluntarily shut down their servers, and gave users a super dickridey message about how Trump was going to save the platform. Less than 24 hours later, severs came back up with another dickridey message about how Trump promised to save their platform.

All of this happened before the inauguration.

Edit: im trying my best to make this as accurate as possible pls let me know if I fucked up.

plsAndThankYou

Wait a minute, so is that like a robot… Solving your captchas?

The “Love you” at the end really hits home.

I really hope you send them a summary of them calling to ask you to delete the summary.

I hope they just completely recreate one of Hitler’s speeches but with Elon instead.

Or better yet, that video of Hitler watching the Olympics while completely tweaked out

before he was even sworn in

I watched a YouTube video a while back about that movie’s production. It was originally going to be a franchise iirc.