Karyoplasma

Tampons absorb to grow thicker and then staunch the bleeding by blocking it. It’s literally called a tamponade.

I used to have nosebleeds as a kid. I sometimes used my mom’s tampons and her reaction was: “That’s actually a good idea.”

This is what happens if you don’t allow slavers to carry a whip.

Being able != being willing.

Yeah, on all platforms I’ve been to I’ve seen nothing but bitter jokes and snarky comments about the situation. Imagine being such a massive shitbag that nobody gives a damn when you are literally murdered in public and in broad daylight.

If your legacy is feeding off people’s misfortune and suffering then I’d say this outcome is part of the risk you took. What goes around, comes around. I don’t expect the leeches to learn from that tho.

Middle pic top row is the most reasonable choice.

Not quite sure. The noise it made was muffled by my screams tho because it did hurt initially.

Did that. Was too stupid to properly dry it, so it was still slippery and it fell out of my hand. I then had the brilliant idea that I could convince the pan to make less noise (it was late) by putting my fist in its fall.

Diagnosis: metacarpal V fracture, required surgery (2 k-wires)

The joke is basically that the rook could reach the destination in 2 moves instead of tracing the knight’s moves (which would take 6 turns).

I had to whip out the chessboard and play out the knight’s instructions to get the joke :/

It’s ok, pythons are not venomous since they are constrictors.

So I ask the jury: are these the actions of a guy that really had ALL he can eat?

“Hillbilly” anstatt Bauernjunge oder dem guten, zangendeutschen Hügelfritzchen zu verwenden ruiniert dieses Michmich leider.

still have a mosquito in my bedroom. little asshole hides when i turn on the light to smack it and it senses when i’m about to just fall asleep and that’s when it attacks.

fuck, i hate mosquitoes.

Just so you know: Germany’s government basically imploded yesterday. Has been a long time coming, really.

Also, if you move to any of the big cities (FFM, Hamburg, Bremen, Berlin) you won’t need to speak German.

He is “confident” which for most means simple being a giant asshole without a hint of introspection or care for others. It’s a trait people love because they wish they could bear being a giant asshole themselves but their fear of unfavorable judgement from others keeps them in check.

je ne sais quoi

Wenn hinter Robben Robben robben, robben Robben Robben nach.

FTFY

Just reformat the coke to NTFS beforehand.

There was a video on YouTube once where some dude chucked a big chunk of caesium into a bathtub. It was amazing, thing just disintegrated violently, but I cannot find that video anymore. Probably deleted because YouTube doesn’t like cool experiments.