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If that dude hacked into your machine, you wouldn’t see him anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️

tries crawling back into my body’s mouth

Charon: “That’s not gonna work…”

Me: “Well I’m not going in through the back door!”

If you have to pay Charon to get to the afterlife, why couldn’t you just turn around and go back the way you come to be alive again? 🤔

I know when I get lucky, too. I’ve managed to accidentally snipe a dude super far away in ARMA playing Wasteland when I bumped my mouse against my keyboard while trying to get through a door, so my gun was pointed to my side and because the ballistics in the game are pretty gnar, some poor bastard almost a full kilometer away got brained by it.

It’s not a cold canine made of cheese. 😔

Telekinesis that I can control at will.

The modern meme format was around before 4chan. They were called “image macros.”

C&C Renegade still released. It wasn’t very good, either. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Is there actual info on why they called it a mouse? Because now I am curious.

Do Not Suck

I sometimes still think about StarCraft: Ghost.

Also not really a whole game, but I hate that CDPR cancelled the multiplayer stuff for Cyberpunk 2077. I was really looking forward to that.

You can’t steal digital images or ideas

Copyright law is in shambles

have the social skills of a Nausicaan

Play Domjot?

I can’t believe there are at least 8 fascists on this site.

/c/DadJokes is leaking.

Nice try, Dracula.

I’m literally here to waste time. All the better if I can also waste yours.

I know there have been some instances of “bus therapy” for homeless people in my area.

The oils and salt from their unwashed hands would make it so that nothing could ever grow again for at least a decade.