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I’ve never met anyone that doesn’t know that Coke exists, but they still have ads everywhere. It’s older than the microwave!

I really want to check that out, but it is incompatible with my favorite mod: Save Our Ship 2. I refuse to give up SOS2 just to play with another human.

IDK why this is downvoted; it’s literally the zipper that causes this bulge by being stiffer and less likely to bend like the rest of the material used for the jacket/hoodie/pants.

At least on a jacket or hoodie, you can push it up so the bulge is on your chest or something. Can’t really do that with jeans when the zipper is just on the crotch.

You should only hate it if it makes it look like your boner is smaller than it actually is. No reason to hate it when it’s flattering. 😌

People ask me what I would do if money wasn’t an issue/I had infinite money and I would do the exact same thing I do when unemployed except that I wouldn’t be stressing over money and I wouldn’t be filling out job applications every day.

Not having a job is more stressful than having one, because at least when you have a job you don’t get stressed feeling like a useless piece of shit.

The reviews are also a massive point, and would be inherently untrustworthy in a federated version.

The reviews on Amazon are so often very obviously bots, that they aren’t really trustworthy at all. What the hell is inherently untrustworthy about federation? 🤨

So… Postmates/Instacart but using activitypub for… Some reason?

Shit drawing one by hand isn’t hard either.

Just make sure not to have two of them together or one of them will kill the other just to melt the chains with its acid blood.

This is the ass spoken of in the phrase “Here’s a spoon, now eat my ass.”

Ceiling tits? In this economy?

Februwuary.

Bullshit. I only know about how awesome Buster Keaton is because of memes. Memes are how I even came to know about the Great Dictator. Before that, I thought Chaplain was only in silent movies.

I said the great dictator. Trump is far from great. :P

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Sean Connery being seen is the giveaway. Pretty sure that was the only one he was in.

Charlie Chaplain was dead long before I was born but yet I’ve still seen The Great Dictator.

Am I looking at a llama using a fuck machine?

I heard that he wrote that song after visiting an underground mall in Japan. How gnarly was that mall, that it made Jamaroquai write a song about technology being fucked up?

A Critique of Pure Reason

If I saw a ceramic mug that wasn’t dishwasher safe, I’d be confused and slightly afraid.