They are. Just ALL the states are significantly worse than most countries.

Turn on the vibrator.

This is me when the alarm clock goes off. Up and at ‘em, and out.

No, I don’t have any because I am a functioning adult.

Looks like someone can’t get rid of their “F#CK Trudeau” flag.

As a mechanic, you can pay me now to deal with it, or 10x as much if you ignore it.

That is just tires out of balance.

Cowabunga!

Missing the watch.

“I wish I had watched more TV” said no one ever.

It’s all about balance!

A good deed never goes unpunished.

So, gin.

It’s never lupus.

Oh ya, need a snorkel for the Starbucks drive thru.

And toilet seats.

Ya, that’s the whole point. It’s basically butter in pastry form.

LYMP

You can just say “cock is short”

Welcome to Ontario.