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I feel bad for laughing at Gandalf yelling in tongues at a building sized inflatable shark, but damn that got me. Hope the guy is doing well now.
I feel bad for laughing at Gandalf yelling in tongues at a building sized inflatable shark, but damn that got me. Hope the guy is doing well now.
I actually added a disclaimer in my bio on bluesky saying nothing i say is serious. I know that wont matter too much in court but it cant hurt right?
Its been 5 hours, I think they are lost to the annals of the anals.
FWIW I have never seen this before. I get what your saying but theres always going to be someone who hasn’t seen it.
The boyfriends just a big fat duck.
This has nothing to do with Crocs but shoes in general. I recently got a pair online that advertised “super squishy” soles. Almost like memory foam but really really soft. They felt great for about 20 minutes then the super squishy, squished out to the sides and in weird places around my foot. They were horrible. If you’ve ever gotten sand inside the fabric of your shoe lining, its a lot like that. I should have returned them, but the pair I was replacing were literally falling apart and i needed shoes. 0/10 would not recommend.
Please tell me you have a goblet to drink it out of.
Inventory full of cobble and iron tools…
“we gotta build that ICBM to kill the dragon!”
I love Minecraft. :P
GeoGuessr person:“ok, now which directions are the shadows pointing? Any wildflowers or birds in the area?”
Caller: “I’m just looking for a gas station”
🎵Hot. Dog. Hot. Dog. Hot-Dog Hot-Dog, Hot-Dot, Hot-Dog, hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog 🎶
I know OP said they would go talk to their neighbor but I just wanted to add an anecdote. I worked at a place that had a bunch of trailers, and it wasn’t uncommon for someone to need a vehicle and just leave the trailer in the parking lot. One time someone didn’t secure it and it started to roll. A new guy who was trying to be the hero went to stop it and got his thumb crushed between the trailer and a steel beam of a pavilion. He ended up loosing his thumb. So yeah, chock your trailers and don’t try to catch a run away one.
So what your saying is use liquid Oxygen then, got it.
The Glocktopus is the easy choice here.
I have ADHD and recently just quit nicotine. So for the past few months I run through my mental checklist including the vapes that are no longer part of my checklist because they were part of it for so long. then I have to consciously tell myself I don’t vape anymore and have to redo the list In my head without the vapes. I never feel like I have everything…
I was half sharing half joking a bit of my morbid depression and sense of humor with a coworker one day. The next day she came up to me unprompted and said if I ever don’t show up without notice she’s she calling the police for a wellness check on me. I don’t share or joke with anyone at work anymore. I appreciate the sentiment from her but I could tell I upset her by opening up a little with her
Embarrassing story time! When i was a wee lad about 7 or 8, a kid on the playground called me a “gaylord”. I didn’t know what this was and asked my mom later and she said it meant someone who was really happy…like lord of happy people. Anyways i proudly proclaimed to all who would listen at the next recess that I was in fact, a gaylord. Don’t shelter your kids people, that shit followed me for years.