Enhanced interrogation?

Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?

You could try getting a little screwdriver between the cylinder and the walls of the snout? It may be that relieving the suction will facilitate it’s removal.

Then put some balls in it, that’s what belongs there.

Well, it’s been fun matching wits with a potato, but I think I’ve seen what you have to offer.

Enjoy your meal!

Better than to ask your preference? I guess your betters let you know what you like. You’re right, I was being a silly goose.

I guess licking boots gives you a lot of time to think. What’s your favorite flavor of polish?

Oh, I never thought of it like that.

What a great criticism! You’re obliviously someone who has thought long and hard about this topic

It’s an animated gif of this legend, it could be that your app doesn’t support those?

Would it be a proper shit post if I put effort into it?

Chewbacca ate my balls.

Nope!

Read the meme next time. It’ll help you on your journey.

A handful? Didn’t you read the meme?

Every one is a little fascist tear that I add to my vial. Care to add another one?

Really? I’m glad you shared this introduction to statistics with me, thanks for your expertise!

On the contrary; they let me know when I hit a nerve. When fascists tell you what pisses them off, that’s where you press.

I think those are 50/50 ego-stroking faux-intellectuals & conservative trolls.

No, not the downvotes! 🥺

I once bought fish mint at an asian grocery store thinking it was regular mint, and it was quite the surprise when I tried it.

Even you don’t believe that.

Nobody here is going to play along, so I don’t even know what you think you’re doing. Getting “persecution points?”

If only your mother would have loved you then you wouldn’t be craving my attention so badly.

Let me be perfectly clear: I don’t give a fuck what a fascist troll parrots from the brainwormed “thought” leaders that know he’ll gleefully guzzle gallons of garbage for the mere hope of tasting of Elon Musk’s grundle.

Now piss off.

Yeah, corporate media is definitely “the left.” 🙄