I’m in bed in my house. Are you here too!!?!?

Such a shame you dropped your keyboard and it broke in half!

Perhaps Santa could get you another one for Xmas?

The original game as invented by bored semi-drunk Scots was, I’m sure, a good laugh several hundred years ago with wee sticks and a random round thing.

The modern game and all its hideous capitalist/ classist cultural connotations is fucked.