Reminds me of this

You have a lovely pair of… apples

But that wouldn’t be one stroke would it? Unless I’m imagining it wrong.

I guess the answer they are going for is slice the apples straight through, horizontally, 1/3 the way up from the bottom, so you have 2/3, 1/3, 2/3, and 1/3 apple portions. Then you give 1 person the 2 1/3 portions, and the other 2 get one of the 2/3 portions each.

But we all know the actual answer people are thinking of

Link between breast size and obesity… I wonder who that is calling out… semi-United States of America

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Touché

Ummm not to nitpick, but that’s only 29 minutes and 8 seconds of Family Guy funny moments

Yes

Only valid for the American political.

All my friends here in Europe, up to and including centre right, are the far left wojak in this meme

Wholesome?

Dr Michael Mosley

They are bad traditional English food

This is what baffles me as well. Online game I can understand… but offline single player…???

Also, why in the 21st century does Sony not expand PSN world wide, and why is it only available in a handful of countries

.bkp_YYYYMMDD for me

At least it should be paid off by now

So this is how Hollywood aliens see earth

As other people have said we cannot for of they do our do not exist.

That said thinking about how big the universe is, my personal opinion is they have to exist.

As for governments covering them up… highly unlikely. They can’t even cover up their dirty laundry, let alone aliens

She doesn’t have a family tree, she has a family wreath

Jeez, mark that NSFW please