It’s been 7 hours…I think this guy passed out.

I don’t understand a single thing about this. What is that thing? Why does he have a chefs hat? Why is there a tiny bowl of lettice? Why the name Dennis?

All of this is totally random to me…

WHO downvoted this, and why do you hate amazing things???

…I think you’re describing either depression, or masochism.

Well, tumblr died out in 2017 because they said “NO PORN!!!”

And all the blogs died.

It’s like Dr Cox said: “If you take all the porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left. www.bringbacktheporn.com and nobody would visit because it doesn’t have porn.”

So. Does WAFRN have porn? And also…why are these things ALWAYS named with weird hard to pronounce names? Come see my new website Drufyflezak!

This is why I never sit down. Not even to poop. I just stand above the toilet, and hope it goes in.

Sometimes it does!

Is this why we can’t see John Cena? He’s a ghost who died as a horny teenager in puberty?

Microsoft owns taco bell?

for example with doggy.

Poor doggy. That’s not what they meant by “give a dog a bone”!

Ugh. You’re not even paying attention! She said she DOESN’T flub the big ones! She likes the average ones!

In response to that, I reccomend a swift boot up the Xbox producers ass!

Ancient solutions??? Shit! That would work TODAY!!!

If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis’s to all men if elected, she would be president right now.

Thats how I know all those pills and whatnot aren’t worth trying. If ANYTHING worked, it would become a competition. And suddenly it wouldn’t even be about if women liked it. Guys would be walking around with 60 inch dicks complaining they aren’t big enough, because their neighbor is 90 inches soft.

And the human race would end, because no woman would be able to even take dicks anymore, so they’d just stop having sex.

And guys would STILL keep growing.

But none of that is real. So I know anything selling penis enlargement is a scam without needing to even try.

Man. I have no use for this. I know where I go. I go to work. And then the gym. Almost every day. Because I work a lot.

It’s like my boss always says…“BACK TO WORK, DICKHEAD!”

I’m sorry…can we take a minute here to point out that the head of XBOX is named “Matt Booty”? No? Just me?

Day’s not over…

It’s ok. Time isn’t real since covid.

2015 is both 10 and 100 years ago.

Is that why you hate the internet?

My button is broken.

Wait wait wait wait…you mean somewhere, out there in the world is MMA footage of andrew tate getting his ass handed to him?

Why is this not viral???

April 2024