Have you ever heard the tale of Ea-Nasir?

The question is meaningless, the answer doesn’t affect reality, unless you propose an external mind that is controlling or at least influencing our decisions.

Haha, so funny, what an idiot. This is good, clean, unchallenging, completely non-political, feel-good fun, with no implications for the real world whatsoever. Simply “what if a person did something unrealistically stupid and random that nobody in their right mind would ever have reason to do”. No cause for anyone to feel addressed or criticised or challenged. Juuust the way I like it. Read and move on. Yep.

Spoilers: urgh my brain is comin out my ears

It is possible to be aware of something and to come to terms with its inevitability and still not like it one bit.

Edit: much like Tommy and his unicycle son! Full circle!

Give up, it’s over, nothing matters anymore, meme now means funny picture. Language, uh, changes. *grinds teeth*

Even among neurotypicals there is neurodiversity.

(inb4 IKEA lamp advert)

What?

Okay, I’ve been at uni for two years and haven’t really achieved much (what with this weird heaviness I’m feeling and my job and all) but I can totally graduate this year. I can almost taste it it’s so close. Wow there are people who’ve been here for 10 semesters and still haven’t graduated. What’s that like? Haha, 4chan is so funny.

Where in the world was I whining?

It doesn’t. If you’re interested, you can look at the other comments where OP and I are having a conversation.

I mean, this text is, what, a few centimillimetres tall at best, I wouldn’t be able to read that “bullshit” without lurking on your shoulder. If your boss watches what you read that closely, you maybe shouldn’t be on Lemmy at work, no?

… or maybe you use absolutely massive screens at work. Like, billboard size? I want that job. 👀

I’m joshing you. Do whatever you like.

Edit: lol centi

No, not at all. I’m just saying that you’re putting unnecessary restraint on yourself. It MIGHT also be detrimental because a lot of people will avoid the post because they don’t want to see, idk, boob or vageen or peen or a plate of broccoli (because they’re in public). But that’s your decision.

Go abso-fudging-lutely wild.

I don’t know what’s going on but I’m vaguely scared.

No need here. Fuck, shit, piss, Satan, broccoli, gay butt sex.

Y! Z?

… Oh wait, right, that’s a platform, I keep forgetting.