Margot Robbie

Well, I was originally here to promote a movie…

Yay

Bluey is also from Queensland, so…close enough.

I’m a foreign good actor (to non-Australians), does that count?

Not to brag or anything, but I was nominated for a couple of acting awards in recent years.

Would taste better if it is slightly sweeter.

Oh yeah. Back home we used to call those a Spindly Jimothy.

Baldur’s Gate 4, but that’s unlikely to happen at this point.

I thought most people have tiles or vinyl/linoleum for their kitchen floor. Still, you do know that you can just remove and replace the damaged floorboard instead of sanding and varnishing the entire floor, right?

Wow, what kind of person would go on the Internet and just pretend to be somebody else online? People these days have no shame anymore.

The guy in this meme looks like he’s really into the patriarchy and horses for some reason.

I sure do wonder what movie this meme is from and on what platform I can watching it on. Hmmm.

This is what a REAL 🤠 looks like:

I vote for the new name to be Margot Linux.

But there is something to be said about superliminal messaging as well.

Instead of trying to subtly influence people to watch your movie, why not tell them directly to watch your movie instead?

It’s times like these that online advertisements need to get creative to get ahead in this never ending adblocking arms race, just like the very subtle advertisement in the car chase scene in the Academy Award nominated film, “Barbie”, now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services.

Strange woman here, anyone knows where I can buy swords in bulk, preferably with a pond thrown in? It’s for… a personal project.

Well. There goes my business plan of selling body part flavored candles and butt coffee.

That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated great dude Margot Robbie to you!

(Dude is gender neutral now)

Nothing. Literally nothing. Bad gifts are for annoying close friends, any amount of effort put into a gift for your father would imply that you care what he thinks.

:(

I like Margot Robbie.

:)

but I also have no interest in watching it again.

:(

Shh… I’m astroturfing.