Maybe if several more CEOs and C Suite suits are murdered in the street, then my insurance rates will only rise by single digits next year.

There was another lockdown?

lol, He’s 27? Who listen to this asshat?

Had to take a laughing break. Thank you.

Probably a third location, just to be safe.

Yeah, I wrote that poorly. I’m going to leave it as a warning to future generations.

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No, you don’t. That’s the point of piracy. Corporations extract every bit of wealth from the consumer class to the point that they don’t even notice piracy, other than to decry it as a great evil. Nobody is going out of business.

When it comes to corporations, steal everything.

I’ve seen that video.

When I Come Around in my ass.

I was vegan for 8 years and during that time I didn’t talk to anyone about it other than to say, “I don’t eat that.”

I say that to say this - vegans are insufferable and a large reason why I quit the community and went back to omnivore. Even after 8 years, other vegans were still ‘more vegan’ and would nitpick the dumbest stuff.

“Bro, did you eat a date? That killed a bee or something. Not cool.”

Shut up with that. Let me eat my damn fruit.

I was healthier though. But, to be fair, I was younger.

DVDA= Thanksgiving turkey

I knocked that out at summer camp of 4th grade. /s

And the Hogwart’s after school Fallomancer Club was born.

(I said I was sad, not that I couldn’t still make jokes.)

Nicely done.

We could smash.

Sometimes relationships aren’t over.

He definitely did not fuck a couch and is certainly not banned from Ikea for fucking a Friheten.

Board game you say?

What is chaser erasure?