Ask not what your country company can do for you, but what you can do for your country company /s

It’s innovative because it applies evolutionary pressure by making sure that dumb people falling for such simple scams will be too poor to survive and reproduce /s

Broke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are peak performance

Woke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are a noob trap, because no crabs are top tier predators despite being so widespread

Nothing weird about making sure people don’t accidentally fertilise their eggs

Well duh it detects AI generated images that are at scale and that snail cat is way too small for it

Wake up babe new dolphin fucker copyoasta just dropped

Hong Kong’s subway system offers fare discounts if you use the entrances/exits that require you to walk through a mall, as part of their monetisation of spaces required to access public services

Love how everyone in the comments are shitting on Nintendo and Game Freak lmao

I think you mean The Quack

There must be a gay Cinderella remake out there somewhere. Grindrella gets visited by the fairy thotmother, who transforms his button up shirt and black skinny chinos into a harness and jockstrap and sends him off the royal orgy. The next day Prince DomTop has to go around and top everyone in the village because it was a blackout orgy and he couldn’t see anyone, meaning the only way he can find who Grindrella was is by remembering the feel of that bussy.

Real swords have curves 😤

How can they say “lol” when they are clearly not laughing out loud?

Drag queen Amanda Tori Meating has gone on the record about her day job as an OnlyFans ghostwriter. There’s an entire industry of talent agencies that hire minimum wage gig workers to pretend to be the model you are paying $x per month to interact with.

Low key why I despise daylight savings.

I like it when I wake up early with the sun, and end the day just as it gets dark. Daylight savings forces you to wake up groggily in the dark and stay up late while you wait for the sun to set.

🖥️🦐

Ducks are necrophilic rapists that have corkscrew penises with explosive erections, so this is actually terrifying

Would you place your balls inside or outside the rim

They forgot to list the Jackson, which is a coffee that starts out Black but turns White

Solid TP rolls are quite common in Asia. Not sure if this is still true, but a lot of public toilets don’t provide toilet paper for fear of people stealing them. You have to bring your own TP, at which point including the cardboard insert takes up too much space to carry around.