In my brain, this is what I see going on:

Mary had a little lamb, a little beef, and a little ham.

Mary had a little lamb, H is get we’re black as soot, And everywhere that Mary went his sooty foot he put.

I used AAA Trip-Tik or whatever it was called, a couple of times driving cross country. Worked pretty well, actually.

Lol. I’ll stick with my Gillette Tech and Astra Stainless. Thanks for the thought though.

In that case I would seriously contact Google, and either completely reflash either factory Android or one of the ALTs available.

Where did you buy your phone? What kind of phone is it?

Hasn’t that been said for like 30 years?