Good old fashioned substance abuse

Cat

She’s calling to order a pizza but dials 911 instead

Zulu

I find Wiper to be really effective. There is a one of payment though think it’s only around £5

Wow. I used to work in retail in a let’s say, low income not working area and this is pretty spot on. I legit got people come to the counter with instant noodles for their child and then have the nerve to buy fags, scratch cards and lottery tickets. Ah yes so this is where my tax is going

Not really. As it’s been updated over the years with new features the OS has heavier usage on the hardware. Also if it’s still got a hard drive in there chances are it’s dying after 10 years