Yes. The answer is yes.

The accurate response to this is “a whale’s vagina.” Idk how one can live there and not know this.

I always killed him. Fuck that guy.

Honestly if you look at the recent past, it’s only Trump who’s doing that. No other leader has been such a terrible leader, including W.

Thank you for posting this, this is the first thing I thought of when this was brought up.

The white guy is supposed to be a Rocky reference and the alligator is the one who took his hand in Happy Gilmore

How dare you post this in shitpost? I giggled and related to it… these are not the qualities of a shitpost.

It is indeed

Customer: “can I get a coffee, black?”

Robinson: “can’t you see I’m talkin, white?”

If they made fresh chicken that place would be so fire. Unfortunately every time I’ve been there every piece of my meal- chicken, fries, Mac- all taste approximately 4-8 hours old. It’s inedible garbage that tastes as though if it were fresh it would be some of the most bomb chicken I’ve ever had. I’ve even got at different times of day when it would most likely be fresh, but apparently they make all their food at 5AM just for it to sit under heat lamps until they close… then reheat that same trash the following day just to save money.

A bit late to the party for this particular grift id say.

You’d be surprised

I would be so excited for this if they didn’t already reveal that they’re ignoring the down to earth, street level Spider-Man was a pipe dream to hope for. No working with daredevil to fight Kingpin and keep him from becoming a bigger threat. No working with the locals to take down scorpion, or finding his own GG or doc oc. It’s going to be more multiverse crap with Garfield and Maguire. I enjoyed the last movie, but nothing will compare to that initial glory.

I need that sign in my house.

Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse. Something about the soft tones and slow rhythm just put my mind in a very gentle state.

The excavator song by Blippi, although the repeat request was by my 3 yo, I obliged because that song is a lowkey banger.

I wouldn’t even give it mid. I’ve had better frozen tenders.

These things are garbage.

Check out Life as a House if you haven’t seen it. The kid can actually act. Also, that movie may just fuck up your day, so have the tissues prepped.

It’d be more accurate to have it say “I’m offended that I wasn’t taught proper history, and think that a painting by a gay man was the first, only, and accurate depiction of something that potentially never even happened”