Saw a guy eating Chinese from a takeaway carton with chopsticks while driving over a bridge once. It was mildly terrifying. Carton in one hand, chopsticks in the other.

The closing credits for ALF.

It’s called Make America Kittens Again and I just turned mine back on. It’s a Firefox extension.

Combat on Atari 2600.

lol fair. My Subaru and I just migrated from Colorado to the east coast. Your description made me miss home.

Colorado?

My nana used to have a collection of spoons in holders like this in her dining room. Thanks for the double hit of nostalgia and serotonin.

Depends on if they’re going to abduct me or just shoot me.

Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)

That looks a lot like spekkoek.

I bought a bottle of mint and eucalyptus body wash. Now it feels like my butthole just smoked a Newport.

Oh look at this guy with his fancy fridge that just gives away water!

Exactly. I can triage everything.

This is the part where we say thoughts and prayers right?

Well they can always take solace in the fact that kitchen would be an interesting place to do mushrooms.

Joke’s on them it’s always fat time in my house.

My kids already call me bruh.