Makes me more upset about the fools who spend more time pulling out stacks of paper than they took to rinse their fingers just to ball it up and throw it away

I have one that has hdmi and usb as well so I can use my phone in desktop mode on a monitor, then I use parsec to get in my VM and I have access to a full desktop experience

They probably do the steve jobs and stick their feet in the toilet as soon as they get to work

Grey is colour and gray is color

Joy? I’ve gone to the snow as a kid and have chosen not to go as an adult. I consider myself a bit of a masochist but not that much

Wow I didn’t know Netflix made those kinds of movies

You don’t take shit, you leave a shit

Crispy even

Exactly that’s why you kill them too, don’t leave it up to chance

Sometimes it do be like that, humans will human

You know you would flip it regardless, you just can’t stop

Man I went to this Thai food place and they repeatedly warned me about how hot it was and I’m like pfffft I’ve had had and most places that warn you don’t live up to it. But man was it way to damn spicy, the next morning my pee burned and I was on the toilet half the day

I can’t believe you said s*n

A carbon man in a carbon house

For me it’s in the first place but I just missed it and search everywhere finally to come back and double check and it’s in my hand all along

Found Ralph!

Links are viruses waiting to happen or something

Oh I thought this was about how to make a chair not wobble anymore

Are there really shoes that cost that much? And people buy them?

Wow I missed that