Nah, height is feet and inches

0.454 l

I’m 14st 13lb. Nowhere near 15 stone.

Because fuck Spez, that’s why.

I…

Fuck you, man!

Bravo, motherfucker :D

I’ve seen you around Lemmy for a little while now. Why do you insist on referring to yourself in the 3rd person?

Couldn’t

You’ll Never Work Again

Well, it’s better than nothing.

It’s crazy to me how out of sync folks can be with their equipment. The feel of the brakes, the sound of a slightly under lubricated chain, the click of a loose spoke. I don’t know if I am over sensitive to things, but when something isn’t right with my bike, I know instantly.

You will KNOW when your pads are worn down to nothing. The metal on metal grinding, and horrendously long stopping distances should be a dead giveaway.

Because he fucking said so, that’s why!

Doing the jobs real Americans don’t want.

Old-school reversing sensor

• Burgers are served on a scaffold board/shovel/roof tile

• Coleslaw is always referred to as house 'slaw.

• Menu prices omit the $ sign/£ sign.
  Eg. Triple cooked fries 4

I spy a few cunts though.

I’m in this image and I love it. I don’t give a fuck what the kids are down with these days.

Just stay off my damn lawn!

Holy fuck, that last level! Dude, you have unlocked some deep seated trauma.