Putin every single time he addresses the Russian navy.

Beautiful sword, but looking at it gives me the strangest urge to carve runes into my skin.

My flat earther forums have a stickied Q&A where you can find the real truth on any topic. Did you know that dolphins are aliens sent to spy on us?

The dildo of justice arrives unexpectedly and unlubed.

At the conclusion of a satisfying meal, Americans are expected to fire their Breakfast Guns into the air in the parking lot. It’s considered courteous, and it signals to others where a good breakfast can be found.

Don’t knock a deep dive into the Battle of Midway until you’ve tried it.

What happens between a dude, a super mutant, and a fisting sexbot is their business.

Top 5 marketing tactics EVERYONE hates. You won’t BELIEVE number three.

Midichlorians… Midichlorians everywhere

“Honey, we’re going to be able to afford to go on vacation after all. We’re just going to have to duct tape ourselves to the seats near the hole in the plane.”

Add a gun and some bullets and call it the Hunter S. Thompson Special.

I haven’t seen it in a while, but I remember Lemmings saying to switch “economy” with “rich people’s yacht money” in your head when reading financial or economic news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjAOL7YD6j8

On the other hand, maybe your purpose in life is to serve as a warning for others.

“Were I not Alexander, I would want to be Diogenes.”

HBIC (Head Bee In Charge)

All employees are replaceable by a series of sales pitches on what AI is about to do right around the corner. That will keep pumping the stock price right up until the impending massive crash.

The global wealthy elite being pedophiles conspiracy is unthinkably evil. It’s also unfortunately true. Epstein’s island proved it.

Welp…

slaps knee

I wonder what I’ve said no to more all-time - Microsoft’s spy- and bloatware or the YouTube tv free trial.