Norgoroth

So ICP

I squat on top of the seat like everyone else

Then why is my whole bathroom covered in a fine layer of poo flecks? Checkmate

When you spray your asshole with a high pressure stream of water it sends flecks of poo into the air

I love spraying flecks of poo all over the handle so the next guy touches my poo flecks, very euro sanitary

I love raw onion, is that why my balls are the size of children’s marble and bicep size of grapefruit?

Noone could smell anything from smoking so much, the smoke stank paradox

Others have said it and I agree, Stardew Valley. Don’t even need to buy a console.

Depending on your tolerance for low resolution graphics there are a literal lifetimes worth of games from NES to PS1 that can be emulated at better quality features available than the originals.

Evoquest 1-2 would be wild for you, the gameplay is designed to replicate the evolution from 8 bit to modern mobile gaming platforms. You’ll get a chance to “catch up” on what games have been like with a coherent story tying it together.

If you want to get into multi-player stuff there are a lot of MMOs out there for mobile as well.

I guess if you want to be the most annoying person in the neighborhood

I don’t know but literally what a dumb thing to collect

Text wrapping is the issue. Also, enable “show non printing characters” by clicking the button with the paragraph symbol or using the shortcut: ctrl+*.

This will solve 99% of problems like the one in the meme.