Nougat
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Watch this first.
Did that guy just paint a big ol’ target on himself?
I turned an eighth grade (Catholic elementary school) bully into a ninth grade (public jr high) “we’re pretty cool now,” likely because he was scared as fuck to be in this rough public middle school, and I’d been getting bullied my whole life so it was nothing different for me.
False. They still have clothes and eyeglasses.
They forgot “We’re going to need prior authorization.”
“Is that ham processed? If it’s processed, I don’t want it.”
Customer only buys live hogs.
The caffeine pills smoke meth out of the cutest little glass pipes.
“I spent some time on medical leave after a pretty big fall.”
Gas station boner pills do not give boners.
Cat: “You are my servants.”
I thought everywhere was lemmyshitpost.
Is Spaghetti Mouse the new “baby in the King Cake”?
The phrase that always comes to mind for me is “Oh, it’s just a Harley.” There’s a huge world of other bikes out there that are way more interesting. I turned a friend on to sport touring bikes, now he’s got two Kawasaki Councours and a Honda ST1100 (among other things).
There’s a lot to be said for going fast on a slow bike.
That whole episode was one of the best bits of television in history.