It’s a shame people have to share public transit with you

You ruined the absurdity of it

Hi FBI 🥰

Also the calendar only has 15 days in the month

Also, two of the “S”'s are backwards

You’re jump to conclusions

Lol. Alright buddy, I’m done here.

It’s that 16 year old libido keeping you freaky

Dollar general stuff is actually often the exact same brands in smaller portions.

You’re going out of your way to create a problem that doesn’t exist. Just Dan? Say Dan went back to the car. Both Dan and Steve? Say they both went back to the car.

If you just don’t respect people’s identity then admit you’re bigoted instead of hiding behind faulty logic.

“I was with Dan the other day. They forgot their keys at home. They said they had to go back to get them.”

Literally not hard at all?

I had this exact same problem growing up. When I started drinking excessive amounts of beer the pressure became enough to break through, and I finally started burping. That somehow fixed my body completely, and I’ve been able to burp normally ever since, but my God I’ll never forget the pain of being unable to burp. Literally the worst pain of my life

Pretty niche but embarrassing for me. I’m new to my career, and I had to give a medication I’ve never given before called factor XII. It turns out this medication is very expensive, so it has to be requested from pharmacy instead of being stocked on the floor. So, I looked in the computer to see where it was. The computer said 12,000 units were delivered around 1900 (which was a few hours ago), and 12,000 units were given around that time. To be sure, I checked the automated medication dispenser, and it didn’t have any. I checked the fridge (the computer said to let it come to room temp before giving) and it wasn’t in the fridge. I checked the patients medication bin, it wasn’t in their bin. I checked the patients room and it wasn’t there either. So I messaged pharmacy “medication not available, please send :)”

The pharmacy quickly called me, questioning why I was requesting it. I told them that, per my message, it wasn’t on the floor and I needed it, and I needed it quickly because it was time sensitive. They told me they already sent it and they weren’t sending more because of how expensive it was, and that I needed to look again. I told them everywhere I looked, and that I was sure it wasn’t on the floor. The begrudging said they would walk to my floor and find it for me, which frustrated me as it seemed like such a waste of time. But sure enough, they called me when they got to the medication room and told me to meet them there. There, NEXT TO all the patient specific medication bins, was a small pile of boxes of this medication. They were too big to fit in the patients bin, so they were just piled up to the side. They made a point to rub it in my face that they were right and I wasted their time, and it was very embarrassing.

How loose

Fuck that’s depressing

I’m a fan of SmashBurger

What downsides are you concerned about

“what’s new pussycat” 14 times, with “it’s not unusual” thrown in once to give them hope

This is some 10th grade level pessimism

You make some very good points. Being sceptical and cautious are important skills to have in this modern world :/