Looks like Chris Kattan.

https://youtu.be/JE37e1eK2mY

Sometimes I wish I traveled more when I was younger. Then I remember that I couldn’t afford to travel when I was younger.

I haven’t had a DLL issue in Windows in like 20 years.

It’s just easier. I have both but I almost never use Mastodon anymore. Federation there doesn’t seem to work right. I didn’t know what an instance was so I joined mastodon.social. Finding and following people in the app doesn’t always seem to work right if they’re on another instance. Doing it in a browser is even more painful.

The people I liked to follow and interact with on X, many tried Mastodon and abandoned it, and many more are now on Bluesky. This creates momentum to “follow the crowd” as it were.

Additionally, you only have one chance to make a first impression. A lot of us tried Mastodon earlier and it wasn’t ready. Bluesky started as invite-only, which drummed up interest before catching this zeitgeist of people leaving X.

Lastly, and maybe it’s just me, but the font sizing on the official Mastodon app on Android is generally too small and can’t be changed. Bluesky allows me to change it and make it more comfortable to use.

I don’t know if you’re looking for romance or

I don’t know what you’re looking for

I said, I bet that you look good on the dance floor

Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984

Well, from 1984

I bet he looks good on the dancefloor.

It’s the worst treadmill. By the time I finish implementing/refactoring something, they replace it with a new standard and deprecate the old way.

That’s why I don’t store it with the Amontillado.

Haha, missed that. Yes, I hate that too.

Yep! It’s cold, damp, and dark and it goes on too long. Having to shovel snow is also awful. 0/10, do not recommend. I much prefer spring and summer.

Too spicy for me

I just ask Jellyseerr and it goes and gets everything ready for me.

“Behold, a house!”

Looks cool! Oh… it’s already on my wishlist!

Tool did that once. Die Eier von Satan. It’s a pretty different recipe than scones, though.

Sorry, but the only sports games I play are racing games. So not all Canadians.

Ah yes, salmon flying downstream for the winter.