The only direction the “invisible hand” pushes is down.

Wrecked ‘im?! Damn near killed ‘im!

Your mom’s extra mass attracts more asteroids.

The power button really isn’t that important anymore. Leave it on, let it sleep. Tap a key on the keyboard and the thing wakes up. Even after a power outage, it’ll power itself back on.

Bioshock.

Red Dead Redemption (and RDR2).

Portal.

Less than 20 years is pretty recently. I have t-shirts older than the new use of “goon.”

Up until very recently, “goon” meant something different and had no sexual connotation whatsoever. I’m still a little hazy on what “goon” has turned into, and why.

There were no “good guys” in that fight - as both guys are shitty people, but of course the worse guy won. That’s how this year is going. See also: the US elections.

Indeed.

You’re as clumsy as you are stupid.

All of the above. But start with cleaning up this planet. Build better / more sustainable and more diverse communities and energy production. Building arcologies in the arctic, deserts, oceans. Those are good “practice” for building the same off planet.

I can feel it comin’ in the air tonight…

Sometimes a “3rd party” candidate will drop out of the race and endorse one oh the “big two” (see RFK Jr. for example) or they will remain in the race and “secretly” act as a “spoiler” to siphon votes away from their ally’s opponent.

Lvl. 10: “oh lawd he comin’”

Porn memes are the best memes.

Is this Loss?

(weight loss?)

I remember getting a demo of this game on a CD in a computer magazine. I thought it was super weird and the controls were impossible to figure out.

Fun fact: the color orange was named after the fruit, and not the fruit named for the color.

I dated a philosophy professor for a while. The one thing she wanted was to be tied up with ropes and spanked hard. I was ok with this.

Whoever said “there’s no such thing as a wrong opinion“ never read anything like this post.